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Fermius Firefly

A Dream Log, whenever I remember the dreams I've had.

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Fermius is a pen name drawn from a series of short fiction I wrote when I published the small press magazine Stellanova (on paper.) I play RPG games to escape from my daily grind as a technology wage slave for the state of California. I eat out a lot in order to do my part in supporting our increasingly service level economy. I am butler to 2 feline masters. If you ask them they will tell you I'm not very good at it, late with dinner, don't have enough hands with brushes in them, and sometimes I even lock them out of their office.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Elemental Powers

Dreamed I was running around a hilly plain in giant clown shoes with super sticky racing soles. I was running so fast I was making the bottom of the shoes all melty. I came to a tower in a low valley, I zoomed around a crowd to get close to see what it was.
ZZZZZT! lightning shot out of the tower through me. I was well insulated so only got a little bit of a jolt. I ran away from the tower as a flight of small gryphon type creatures burst from it and began chasing everyone around. I was able to lead them away from the escaping crowd, and looped back towards the tower. As they converged on me I farted, stomped my clown shoes on the ground and a blast of flames swept them away. I ran back to the crowd to let them know they were safe. They all cowered from me. At least that's what I thought at first.
I turned around to see a huge wall of water climbing up into the sky and then breaking directly overhead. I farted again, and the wave was blown back up into the sky, dissipating into thick cloud cover.
I didn't stay around, somehow I didn't think a farting superhero power would be really popular, even if I did just save everyone. Besides the air reeked of sewer gasses.

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