Static Cling

              I dreamed that I was wearing new dark brown pants that not only were way to short, but were so full of static that they kept bunching up around the tops of my white socks. I desperately wished that I'd worn black socks, and that I hadn't walked through whatever it was that had all of the little white bits of fluff sticking to me. I kept shaking my legs to try to get the pants to straighten out, but that just made the static cling problem worse. (I knew it would, but couldn't stop myself from doing it.) I loosened my belt and pulled my pants down onto my hips more, but that really only gave a couple of inches, and because of the static cling, you couldn't really tell.
              The funny part of this dream was that the view never shifted from looking down at my pants and feet, so I have no actual idea of where I was, except that the ground was a concrete walkway.