Movie Making, Baby Making

I dreamed I was working as a second unit director, shooting pool party scenes at a posh resort.

Meanwhile my girlfriend (?) was filming the much racier portions with the main unit. I didn’t know about the racy bits until the girlfriend slapped me with a paternity suit. (Which I thought was odd, as we had never been intimate.)

At the hearing the racy video came out, and I was able to show that I was working in another country at the time of the filming of those intimate scenes, so her “partner” could not have possibly been me. It was quite obvious that she was drunk or high in the videos.

Then I insisted on a paternity test, since we had not, in any way combined our households or finances.

She had a very disturbed look on her face when we played the video in the hearing room, and she realized that the person out of frame “helping her get in character,” couldn’t have possibly been me.